#Can you imagine#one day your walking home from school#and a black chevy impala pulls up next to you #and some guy with long hair rolls down his window and smiles at you and asks for directions to the nearest motel #and you just stutter and tell them to go back to the last turn and keep going straight #and the guy behind the wheel in the leather jacket smiles at you #and they both say thanks and back up and drive off #and then when you finally gets your wits about you and realize what happened you drop your backpack#and run as fast as you can to that motel
AU - Rule #1: The Doctor lies.
└ Sam and Dean split up for a hunt. The Doctor promises Sam that he’ll look after his brother.
I DONT EVEN WATCH SUPERNATURAL WHY AM I CRYING
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE
IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.