J.K. Rowling
#close laptop lid #fling self on bed #let out pained wail of agony #repeat as needed
(via colinfirth)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
AU - Rule #1: The Doctor lies.
└ Sam and Dean split up for a hunt. The Doctor promises Sam that he’ll look after his brother.
I DONT EVEN WATCH SUPERNATURAL WHY AM I CRYING
(Source: heythereholmes)
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial)
i just dropped my iphone in the bath
now its syncing
this is the dumbest post ive ever made stop reblogging it plEASE
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.







